I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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