I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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