a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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