I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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