hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home