Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.