brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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