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  Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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  I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.

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