Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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