Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
this just has baby written all over it
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just had sex on a roof
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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