Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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