he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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