Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just had sex on a roof
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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