And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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