What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
meet me or not, i'm out of control
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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