didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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