we have pet lesbian snakes
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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