We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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