I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
This toilet bowl is my home.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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