this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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