Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Randomize
