we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
