he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just want to make out with him forever
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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