Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
handjob tips. give me some.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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