Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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