My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Just high enough for therapy.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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