miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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