Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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