He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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