Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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