Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
