If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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