they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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