anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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