You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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