just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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