physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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