the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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