So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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