Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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