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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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