He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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