Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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