She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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