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• (314): View more from Missouri

  rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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• (805): View more from California

  Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?

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• (845): View more from New York

  So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How is it??

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?

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