Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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