Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders