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  where are you

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  in your bedroom

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  how did you get in

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  your wife…

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  WTF

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'

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• (209): View more from California

  found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.

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• (909): View more from California

  I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.

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  25 True Facts That Sound Fake AF

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?

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