kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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