It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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