Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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