i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your tits are I can't wait for
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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