weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Success! We fucked roommates!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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