I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
