Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
