What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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