sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Randomize
