sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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