oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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